I’ve only been out of college for 5 months, and I’ve put to use most of the things that I learned in my 5 years at ISU [go redbirds]… Some habits die hard, and some, apparently, don’t die at all… I realized this after having a conversation with my old roommate…

Me: “I started getting something called a shooter. The guy at Starbucks goes, when did you start getting this?”
Becky: A Shooter? Now you are taking shots of coffee. That is hardcore. I guess this is what life is like after college.”
Me: 2 shots of espresso a little milk and syrup. I take it like a vegas bomb.
Becky: Only you.